June 2012
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Watchblainepwnderson:
sarahforaworldundeserving:
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musiclover48:
Did you just try to scroll past this without reblogging?!
How dare you scroll past one of the holiest of Klaine videos? Reblog this or else Kurt’s scarves will burst into flames and Blaine’s bowtie collection will...
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If you could travel back in time and have the...
Chris: I don’t know if I could tell him everything in a day…
Get off MySpace and do your homework!
Hormones are not your fault.
There will be life after the final Harry Potter book, I promise!
Don’t raise tadpoles.
Your orange shirt does not fit.
Be thirteen!
That’s not Mary Alice’s real son.
Exercise!
And I’d give him the best advice I could give anyone now: Don’t be sad, just do something.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
smokingandswag:
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
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esmethenotsogreat:
annathemarmotqueen:
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
juliemoriarty:
remember when Quinn tried to make Banapples
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colfricans:
if you want my body and you think i’m sexy come on C12H22O11 let me know
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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
“You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down...”
– Unknown (via girl-violence)
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me listening to love songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to happy songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to sad songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the theme song of that's so raven: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the rain: wow this is about my otp
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via myquotelibrary)